I don't like.

I don't like :

The scratchy noise a knife makes when someone's cutting the god damn PLATE instead of their food.

Guys who give me pervy looks in the metro, bus, street, public canteens, lift, shopping center, theater or anywhere else. Unless the guy is hot, then I like it, and I might even give him a pervy look back.

I don't like myself. (Often, not always)

I don't like people who spend all their time cleaning. Washing, ironing, wiping the dust, trying to keep things perfect and sterile. It makes me wanna run around and shout ''Anarchy, anarchy !!''

I don't like how women are usually bitchy to each other. I hate to be in a room full of women, knowing they all secretly hate each other, but are all smiling. I don't like the feeling of competition between women. I feel much more laid back with boys usually.
( And yeah, I'm a woman, I get bitchy sometimes, and I don't like that neither.)

I don't like bartenders who make you feel like you shouldn't be in that bar. Cause you're not cool enough, or you don't know everyone there, or he's just having a bad day letting it out on you. In these kind of cases I stay sitting by the bar, get drunk and start whispering about how rude the bartender is, whilst the more I drink, the louder my whispering gets.

I don't like people who are normal. And by that I mean, who can't go randomly crazy insane, and do fun things that might make them look silly. I like people who are at least a little bonkers sometimes.

I don't like when my ass gets itchy, but I'm in the middle of the street or somewhere public, so I cannot scratch. Very irritating indeed. I wish we were more relaxed about these things, and ass scratching wouldn't be such a big of a deal.

I don't like awkward silence.

I don't like when the person I'm sleeping next to is farting, snoring, or sleep punching. Urh. I punch them back. Twice as hard. Pow pow